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Ms. Davis is a noted and award
winning experimental filmmaker and critic. Her views are revered by
millions. Some of her films are even in the permanent collection of the
Whitney Museum of Art. Now that says something about her talent, so if she
says something is hot you best believe she knows whats she's talking about
dingbat!
A Mighty Wind -
From the makers of Waiting for Guttman and This is Spinal Tap (both films
i've never seen-how is it i missed them?), from beginning to end i was
utterly enchanted. Special shoutout to the great Catherine O'Hara and
Eugene Levy as the reunited folk duet. They were so ill it was really
touching. Also Ms. Parker Posey and her pie face was the ultimate
ca-chew! It all comes together so effortlessly and the small touches
and tone can't compare. The toothy, nelly filipino as one of the New
Main Street Singers really had me busting a gnut.
The Hours-I'm liking Meryl Streep again, after years of hating her
serious actress guts. With Adaptation and this film and the fact
she's in that wonderful change of life age, its given her texture and
shading I've never seen before. When she loses it in the kitchen I
was screaming with delight. How many times have we witnessed the reality
of that? Oh and Julianne Moore's look in her eye when you know she
just wants to slug that bratty kid of hers who grows up to become Mrs.
AIDS victim Ed Harris. Oh and I'd go lesbiana for Toni Collette
too! And lets not forget The Kidman as I now call her. She's grown
into Joanne Woodward, and those are nice slides to fill.
Russian Ark-Scintilizing is the only way I can describe this 4 reeler. I
have to go back a second time just to see my favorite Napoleanic era
Russian hot shot soldier boys bursting out of way too tight pantaloons
and jack boots.
Nicholas Nickelby-That sweet little Jamie Bell (Billy Eliott) can make a
giraffe cry. Too bad he and Charlie Humman in the title role find out
that they are cousins, oh welp they can still be kissing cousins because
their romance is hotter than the one Chucky has with dewey eyed ingenue
Anne Hathaway. Fine supporting cast including Christopher Plummer, Jim
Broadbent, Alan Cummings and Dame Edna. The only sour note is perpetual
showboater Nathan Lane being very Robin Williams.
Vagón Fumador (Smokers Only) - Gritty titty Argentinian film by
Veronica Chen concerning a Kathleen Hanna lookalike punkette
singer (Cecilia Bengolea) in a dismal band who obsesses over a lanky
rollerblading taxi boy (Leonardo Brezicki). Ms. Chen has been watching
too many Greg Araki films and since this movie's distributor is
Strand Releasing I can see why Marcus Ho, I mean Hu has rallied round its
flag. The premise is somewhat interesting but somehow tone and focus
never click (thats always been my main crit of Mr. Araki's work).
Ms. Chen should go back to making short films, she's not quite ready
for features.
Broadway Rhythm (At LACMA afternoon matinee series) - Little piece
of fluff from
1944 starring actor turned politico George Murphy and the whore of Louis B.
Mayer Ginny Simms. It's a very loose reworking of the Jerome Kern musical
Very Warm for May, and in reality is the last in the series of Broadway
Melody films. MGM had more stars then there were in the heavens but they
were also very cornpone and really hokey with a capital H. I only wanted
to see it because of my fav underated 40s starlet Gloria DeHaven, who is a
redhead in this technicolor dream. Her hair must have wound up so fried by
the mid 50s. She was always a different color in almost every movie she
made, usually relegated to playing someone's kid sister (Judy Garland, June
Allyson, or Glen Ford in Scene of the Crime where she's an unwed mother who
has an abortion). My fav DeHaven flick is Three Little Words where she plays
her own mother Mrs. Carter DeHaven. Nancy Walker, who Metro really didn't
know what to do with, does her usual ugly duckling bit and sings a novelty
"Milkman Keep those Bottles Quiet." I loved seeing cute dork Kenny Bowers who
was also in Best Foot Forward, but of course never got much of a film career.
With all the mugging he does, in the Mickey Rooney school of rubber face it's
no wonder. Also nice turns from Charles Winneger, Lena Horne, Hazel Scott,
Rochester, and some very sexually provacative contortionists named the Ross
Sisters who I'm surprised they got through the censors. Aren't I a source
of useless trivia?
El Crimen de Padre Amaro -
Gael Garcia Bernal can do no wrong even if he gets a
cute chica preggers and she winds up dead after a botched abortion. At least
she had the thrill of her young life enjoying his uncut cheesy chorizo -- a
couple of blissful gropings in a smelly shanty.
Talk to Her-Only Almodovar, a former drag queen punk rocker, could get
away with a homomodern love story complexly interwoven through two comatose
women. It doesn=E2=80=99t get any more geniustrata, but then add Pina Bauch
and
Geraldine Chaplin and it does.
Frida-Finally got to see Julie Taymor's Kahlo telenovella and I have
to admit
I was impressed. Alfred Molina and La Selma really shine. My only
complaint is that little gorgeous Diego Luna should have more screen time.
Ararat-From the Canadian director who made The Sweet HereAfter. I really
loved the cute curly haired Armenian Boy named Rafi played by David Arpay.
What a hot chest. I know he's not really Armenian because he would have a
hairy back. Even Armenian women have hairy backs. I thought this movie was
going to be a downer, but it wound up being very uplifting, considering its
about that up topic of genocide. Christopher Plummer make amends for being in
the Sound of Music with this film.
8 Mile-Finally saw it. What took me so long? After interviewing Eminem a
while back and not having seen his movie i felt really dumb. But fortunately
he didn't care. The boy is really Yummy in this flick. I'd love to be his
cum dumpster. I can't wait till the day that LA winds up looking like
Detroit.
Chicago-That Catherine Zeta was giving Liza with a Z eyes and Carol Channing
rubber face---she was all over the place yet it worked, and i still adored
her. Rene with the funnylast name is also incredible especially in the Roxie
Hart Lady From Shangai House of Mirrors and puppet production numbers. The
director Rob Marshall ain't no Stanley Donen, but who is? Extra sclars for
Queen Latifah as a dyky doodle prison matron with lacivious eyes.
Adaptation - Never saw Charlie Kaufman and Spike Jonze's Being John
Malkovich. Like Robin Williams I find it difficult to watch anything
with John Malkovich in it. I almost didn't see this movie because I
can't handle Nicolas Cage either, but I'm glad I got over my
prejudices. Nick is fantasic, and so is Meryl Streep, an actress that
I've hated forever, but in this movie its like seeing her for the
first time. I've also had issue with Spiegel heiress little Missy
Spike Jonze who is now married to Sophia Coppola, but when I knew him he
was a fag editor with Dirt Magazine the lil bros of Sassy Mag with a
hot washboard ab'd beau named Ke'. Oh welpsis let me give him a
break. I noticed in the credits that KK Barrett of the Screamers is the
Production Designer, and he definitely deserves some kudos.
Real Women Have Curves-America Ferrera is my new heroine and I don't
need to tell you how much I adore Lupe Oleveridos (Hope I spelled
her name right) Ms. O brightens any film project she is in. And who is
the cute white boy that America gets de-virginized by? I want him and
also the chico that plays her guitar strumming cousin. Aye!
Far From Heaven - Hot Toddy Haynes does it again. I can't say enough
good things about this flick. Velvet Goldmine was fantastic no matter
what anyone tells you, and it just gets better here. Julianne Moore once
again his muse needs to win a few awards for her performance and so does
Dennis Quaid and Dennis Haybert. Whats with the two Dennis' eh?
Everything is handled with such care and the right tone and touch that
the subltety may go over the heads of those who crave constant action
action action, but that is what makes this movie so sensational and such
a loving tribute to the geniustrata that was the great Douglas Sirk whose
1950 film All That Heaven Allows this film is loosely a remake of.
Haynes takes his cues from Fassbinder and then dabs a quammy on it.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets-Is it just me, or has anyone else
noticed how Kenneth Branagh has aged 30 years. He looks as old as
Richard Harris, and may i mention what a fop he is. This is one scary
film for children. I don't care for kids, but I wouldn't bring
my worse enemies brat to see this movie. Narrowly escaping death at
every hair pin is not my recipe for good time olde fashion family
entertainment.
Tuck Everlasting - I'd sure love to live forever with Jonathan Jackson,
but not Sissy Spacek. Alexis Bedel from TV's Gilmore Girls drama is a
raving beauty and one young ingenue who has starina written all over
her.
The Rules of Attraction - Speaking of TV stars. James Van Der Forehead
gives good evil in this movie. His love scene with the sweater queen
didn't have much sploosh though. It would have been great if he and
Fred Savage of Wonder Years fame got down in brick and mortar. Little
Mr. Savage has quite the Breslaur so I've heard.
PunchDrunkLove - P.T. Bailey or P.T. Anderson. You be the judge and
juret. I've never been a fan of Adam Sandler but the combo of him and
Emily Watson was just perfect and all the things I liked about Magnolia
and Boogie Nights came together here in a major Ms. Genius way. Like
Mulholland Drive it's LA cautionary.
Minority Report -
Little tiny Ms. Tomatha Cruise, has a tight dimunitive body
and she knows how to get the best impact from it. Sometimes she's a little
high note Susie, but thats forgiveable because after all she is a major star
in the heavenly firmament, and her cousin Steven Spielberg isn't going to let
you forget that---not for one New York minute. The most interesting part of
the movie is the pre-cognitives. I wanted to know more about them and less
of little Nelly Kelly running around escaping from the Orwell authorities.
Le Chateau -
I hated the movie Jesse Peretz directed in 1997 called "First
Love, First Rites" with Scientology babe Giovanni Ribisi and Natasha Gregson
Wagner(Natalie Wood's daughter). This film is much better, because of the
fine performances from real life salt n pepper lovers Paul Rudd and Romany
Malco who play adopted brothers here. I never fully believed the sibbling
shtick---having the actors constantly bickering doth not the bros johnson
make, but they did come off more as very good friends, which says something i
guess. The standout in this little film is french actress Sylvie Testud.
Star Wars Attack of the Clones -
i really didn't want to see this film, but i
was forced into it by a friend who is a Star Wars fanatic and couldn't
believe i was invited to a screening and didn't want to go. Like the last
episode The Phantom Menace everything looks like a cartoon, and i'm not a big
admirer of animation, i guess i'm one of the few people in the world who hate
Disney. But watching this movie i kept hoping that Ewan McGreggor would show
that juicy big cock of his and perhaps fuck little nelly Hayden Christianson.
As far as romance goes even if Natalie Portman whipped out her big cock and
fucked Hayden it would have been more interesting.
Pumkin -
I've always loved Christina Ricci. She is consistently amazing. And
in this new film directed by Adam Larson Broder and Tony Abrams she shines.
Christina recently has lost too much weight and is looking too typical
hollywood ingenue. She needs to start eating again and bring back the old
Christina but this gallows humour comedy is a gem. New comer Hank Harris who
plays the retarded boy is my new hot husband that i want to sit on my face
and my good girlfriend Dominque Swain is also very ripe for the picking.
The Bourne Identity-Matt Damon and my german gal pal Franka Potenta don't
really ignite much sparks in this entertaining thriller, but Matt is
certainly becoming quite the Matt Inee Idol. He needs to do more movies in
the Ian McGreggor variety where he strips down and shows that tight white
body and big willis.
Murder By Numbers - I hate Sandra Bullock(not as much as Meg Ryan but
almost). To my chagrin I wound up liking her in this film. When she puts
the mack daddy move on sexy English nellie Ben Chaplin i was gagging from
the hot hoot of it. The true star of this caper is Ryan Gosling. I
couldn't keep my eyes off the boy. He's also sensational in The True
Believer playing a saucy jewish Nazi skinhead. Ryan Gosling has the makings
of a major thrombone and i can't wait to get caught sleeping with him.
Panic Room -
Oh Jodie! Kudos for casting your new baby dyke girlfriend to
play your daughter. I remember when i first met you in 1975 at the opening
of the Famous Amos Cookie store on Sunset. You were the dad and your mom was
playing mom. History does have a strange habit of repeating itself.
[VaginalDavis.com webmeister Larry-bob has to get all Siskel and put in his two cents:
What's with Jodie always being
the mom in an Alien remake? It's like she's the dyke Michael
Jackson or something, re-living childhood star trauma in public.
Isn't therapy cheaper and less embarassing?
My take on Panic Room was that it was a thriller with training wheels --
they had things set up so that nothing really bad was going to happen, no
nubile virgins to be knifed, Forrest Whitaker a big teddy bear burglar.
Totally predictable. That daughter was Macaulay Culkin, though, in Home
Alone 4 or 5.]
Rain-(Subtitle: The Summer of '72): Amazing sprouting of age film from New
Zealand director Christine Jeffs (Stroke) Starring Alicia Fulford-Wierzbicki
as quite the prococious child. I don't blame her for getting horn pig for
hairy chested Marton Csokas. I was hoping he would do me a favor with some
full frontal nudity but that just wasn't the case. The man does have some
fine erect bullet nipples.
Forty Days and Forty Nights - Josh Hartnett and the other fine looking young
white boy actors of his ilk are only good for one thing according to my
handsome black butch realness friend Ernest Hardy, a noted film critic and
cultural theorist and that is being NEKKID. So Josh stop trying to act and
just remove all your clothing. 40 Days would have been a much better
talking picture.
Y Tu Mama - Director Alphonso Cuaron is my hot latin papi. I love him. He
can titty fuck me all night long and leave me with a pearlie May necklace.
Ditto for his young tino ingenues Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal.
Queen of the Damned - I'm hardly an Anne Rice fan, but i found this film
adaptation to be very entertaining. Stuart Townsend gives a great big dick
arrogance portrayal of a vamp Brandon Lee, "The Crow" rock star. I sure
wouldn't kick Stuart out of bed, i wish they could have shown more down and
dirty between him and Vincente Perez. Their pairing is sizzling with sexual
tens. Poor real undead girl Aaliyah though billed second is almost nowhere
to be found, which is a shame she does have star presense, something that
flickered in her rock videos but was never fully realized----one reason
being that she was devoted to these two black queens who did her hair and
make-up, and they always did it badly (never blending-young pretty girls
don't really need that much make-up). Why can't Black divas get a good
face beater?
Royal Tenenbaums-I love Wes Anderson. He and i will soon get married.
Perhaps Luke Wilson will steal me away from Wes, but i doubt it. This movie
is brilliant. I can't say enough good things about it. Gene Hackman is as
always pure genius and Anjelica Houston is the most gorgeous woman working in
film today. She deserves an Oscar for breathing.
Storytelling - Todd Solendz has done it AGAIN. He's such the modern G.W.
Pabst, its scary. Leo Fitzpatrick as the Cerebral Palsy victim made me want
to jump his skinny bones. I even liked Selma Blair and i usually hate her in
everything. What more can i say, but Nigger, Fuck Me Hard!
The Fluffer- Richard Glatzer and Wash West's joint venture is puzzling. Its
starts off fine with some on target comic portrayals from top notch veterans
like Robert Walden(Lou Grant) Taylor Negron and others, but when it tried to
turn serious the shift in tone just didn't work. Like Glatzer's Grief the
courtroom sequences were incredible but the true life part dealing with a
partner who died of Mrs AIDS just didn't connect. In Grief it seemed like
Richard wasn't wanting to take it far enough and reveal too much of the
personal, and hey if you're going to hold back why bother going there at
all, as if a purely comical film wouldn't have had enough substance.
In Fluffer the muscle Maria lead actor is very hot in that soap opera studkin
way, his acting was also pretty believable, and the girl who plays his
stripper fiance is also credible, but the lead with the plucked eyebrows was
irritating. As a filmmaker myself, i realize how hard it is to make a movie,
and being acquainted with both Richard and Wash I really wanted to like this
flick and with Wash first hand experience in the porn world this could have
been amazing, but i can't recommend it.
Orange County-I love tenacious D's Jack Black. I hope he becomes a romantic
lead. I believe in supporting chubbsters. Colin Hanks, Tom's cute kid is
also very dreamy in a skinny white boy sortof way. This picture is my guilty
pleasure.
Apocalypse, Now-Redux
- Should be called Apocalypse, WOW!!!! I haven't seen
this film since it was released in 1979 which is hard to believe is some 22
years. Age before Swine! I loved it then and i love it even more now with
the extra added footage. It sure was funny seeing former Contempory Artist
Space Hollywood doorman Lawrence Fishbourne and my former trick from 1980,
Sam Bottoms who sucked on my titties behind a parked car in a driveway off of
Robertson Blvd near Beverly.
The Deep End - Tilda Swinson, my favorite actress in the whole wide world
should get an Oscar, a Tony, an Emmy, a Grammy and a Soul Train Music Award
for this performance. The entire movie is so perfect. I can't believe that
it got made. The gay angle is treated in a restrained manner, a bit similar
to the Debra Winger film Mike's Murder. Jonathan Tucker who plays the teen
slut is a new beauty to keep an eye on. Did I mention that
co-director Scott McGehee has a really large penis---now you figure out how I
know that.
Planet of the Apes - Who wanted to see Charleton
"NRA" Heston running around
in the original POTA in 1968? But I sure wanted to see Marky Mark in one,
but he never takes off that damn space suit. You can see that fine pouty ass
rearing and i mean rearing, but hey there is a reason it's called Show Bizness
-- you gotta SHOW something so MM get on the program honey.
Chain Camera - One of the best documentarys i've ever seen. Some kids
at Silver Lake's Marshall High were given cameras to record a week in their
lives. The results are extroidi!!!!! My favorite is the pudgy latin fag who
tells his straight friend he's not his type because he only likes white guys.
Bully - the downright champion film of 2001 with no other competition.
I don't care what anyone else says about this film it is geniustra par
excellente and Larry Clark is the best director on the planet right now. I
sure wouldn't mind getting a butt baby from Brad Renfro, Nick Stahl or the
hottest stud in the film, Ms. Bijou Phillips.
Laura Croft Tombraider -- I love Angelina Jolie, she's this
century's Ava
Gardner. This movie isn't good but I sure got a kick out of seeing her male
co-star Daniel Craig (is that his name?) get out of the shower with that hot
bod of his. Yummy.
Crazy/Beautiful -- I use to run around in the early to
mid 80s at clubs in LA
and New York with this films director John Stockwell. Back then he was a
blondine ingenue. I'm really surprised that he got things right in this
movie---he did his homework. The casting is so flawless it's braless! And
Jay Hernandez the sexy Mexy lead is one incredible piece of cheesy
chorizo---yum. Kirstin Durst ain't bad either, i loved the scene with her
and her Congressman dad (a brilliant Bruce Davidson) finally having an
earnest kidney to kidney. And one of the best things in this movie are the
costumes by one of my dearest friends, the ultra talented wardrobe diva
Susan "Suzette" Mathelson.
Here in Germany i saw a special screening of Patrice Chereau's
new film Intimacy. It's Intimate alright --the action takes
place in London where
I just performed and involves a hot older man with a large penis who gets
it on with this sexy votive long on the tooth woman. When they are
having sex the movie is great but when the talking starts, it's dullsville.
Marianne Faithful almost steals the movie with a supporting role.
This film ain't no Queen Margot.
Where's Isabelle Adjani when you need her?
With a Friend Like Harry -- This film by Dominik Moll i saw last year at the
Cannes Film Festival and is a French psychological spiller with nutty homo
sexy overtones. A hot dad played by juicy Lauent Lucas is driving in the
countryside with his pretty wife Mathilde Seigner and their children of the
corn brats. At a rest stop he bumps into Harry(Sergi' Lopez) an old school
chum, he doesn't remember. Well frumpy Harry and his votive fiance Plum--the
best movie name I've heard in a long time (played by the gorgeous Sophie
Guillemin) start hanging around and things start to turn menacing in that
great old french-a-fied hitchcocky way.
Adventures of Felix -- About a handsome Arab with an ugly french boyfriend who
decides to hitchhike from Northern to Southern France in hopes of finding
the sperm donor who abandoned his mother right before he was born. Of course
being a French film nothing winds up being what you think it will. On his
travels he creates a new family consisting of a heathrob younger brother
(Charly Sergue) who wants him to fudgepack him, a sister, a cousin and a
grandmother played by the Grande Dame of french musical hall Patachou who in
my opinion steals the film and is quite micheveous and sexy.
Tomcats -- Jerry O'Connel is blurring the lines between mainstream actor and gay
porno star. Everything about him screams Falcom Video Pac
Dude, Where's My Car? -- This movie is so dumb and bad, that it's actually
brilliant! And the love scene between the two sexy male leads is definately
worth the bargain mat price of admission.
The House of Mirth -- The guilded age in all its glittering Belle Epochian
splendour. Terence Davies does a standout job adapting the Edith Wharton
classic. Much better than what Martin Scorcese did with Age of Innocense.
(What was he thinking casting Winona Ryder?) Gillian Anderson of X Files
fame is delicious as tragedy diva Lily Bart who is both too smart and dumb
for her own good. My only complaint is the pacing is a little off at times
Slouching Tiger, Burping Dragon or whatever it's called
--the new Ang Lee
film is certainly Bruce Lee Meets Emma at Mansefield Parks Sense and Shick
Visibility AZT Center. I've never liked martial arts films but this movie
made me want to sign up for some Tai Chi or at least drink a Mai Tai.
Dracula 2000 -- I'm sorry, but it's one of my guiltier
than thou pleasures
seeing films with attractive people getting butchered. That hot piece of
Dinge, Omar Epps sure made one fine jubilee Vampyre---too bad he's buffyied
early on-- it would have been a neat twist to have him and The Count who is a
juicy Ewan McGregor'd Scotsman get down for some rigorous salt n peppa packing
The Grinch -- Judy La Bruce
forced me at gunpoint to a matinee of this film
while I was in Toronto doing a show. I was expecting to hate it, but was
pleasantly surprised at all the creepy sexual overtones. Poor Christine
Baranski -- she's the only one in the cast who didn't need any prosthetic
make-up.
Quills -- I doubt that the lady in waiting to the Princess de Conde, lil missy
Marie Eleanore de Maille de Carman could have imagined when she gave birth to
little Donatien Alphonse Francois that he would one day be portrayed in a
movie by ugly Geoffrey Rush. I loved director Phillip Kaufman's Unbearable
Lightness of Being and Henry & June so I was prepared to like this film and I
do!!!-- for the performances of the incredible Joaquin Phoenix (gotta love
that hair lip) and Kate Winslet.
Unbreakable -- Mr. Bruce Willis--a thin red scar on his face called a mouth.
Taboo --
Issey Miyake saved my life. After modeling for him in 1981 in Japan
he told me that i was too smart to be a model and introduced me to director
Nagisa Oshima (best known in the US for "In The Realm of Senses") This, his
first movie in upteenth years is a a rice queens delight. Set in 1865 its
about a bunch of Samarai going bonkers over a fem looking young recruit named
Sozaburo Kano. I didn't find him very irrisistible he looked too much like
one of the girls in Pink Lady. The boy who did get my heart aflutter was the
more masculine looking low level samahunk Hyozo Tashiro played by Tadanobu
Asano. I had an affair with a japanese boy who looked just like him and he
knew 145,000 different oriental positions for sex---"HI!" The music for this
film was made by my other good friend Ryuichi Sakamoto and its Papi-son!
You Can Count On Me
-- Features Laura Linney, who co-starred with me in Tales
of the City, and Mark Ruffalo, who is just too adorable for words, and is very
sexy even though he doesn't have a hot muscle body or
drop-the-bottle-of-poppers gorgeous face. I hate children and I
especially hate child actors but Macauley Culkin's youngest sibling almost
steals the film. He has the same quality that Dean Stockwell had when he
was young and starred in the classic The Boy With Green Hair.
Dancer in the Dark -- Lars Von Trier's latest had unsentimental me crying my
eyes out. Bjork is beyond amazing and well I've been Lesbianic toward
Catherine Deneuve for as long as I can remember. My guilty pleasure has
always been her performance with Burt Reynolds in the 70s stinker Hustle (am
I the only one who remembers this movie?) Dancer is
one of the best musicals since
Judy Garland's The Harvey Girls. I even think that David Morse is sexy in
his tiny part. If you don't see this film I'll seek you out and kill you.
Charlie's Angels --
I adore Drew Barrymore. I use to baby sit her up until
age 8 or so. Her mother is completely crazy and her father who use to be my
next door neighbor was so demented he let a bunch of tired death rockers
move in to his apartment while he was hospitalized and they trashed the
place. Even Drew's spunk can't help this film. The director, who hails from
commercials and videos, doesn't know what he's doing. Oh, and did I mention I
hate Bill Murray, though he was good in that film Rushmore.
Book of Shadows -- Blair Witch 2 -- I
hated the first Blair Witch movie. I
thought it was way tired. Good thing I don't have to pay to see movies or I
would have been royally pissed with the first Blair. How dare they rip of
the WB tv show Charmed. That's where they get the title Book of Shadows.
If I was Shannon Doherty I'd sue.
Requim for A Dream -- I hate Jared Leto. He is too cute for his own good.
And takes himself really seriously. He came to my club Sucker once and was
such an actor. I like his brother much better. Oh and Jared flirted with me
so that his band could play my club. All actors are whores, that's for sure.
I don't know what poor Cameron Diaz sees in him. But this film by sexy
Darren Aronofsky is hot. Jennifer Connelly is another actress that I have
saaphic desire for and skinny Marlon Wayans is even good suprisingly. The
gem though is Ellen Burstyn who gets more extreme looking as the movie
progresses. A wow on all counts. PS--Louise "Mary Hartman" Lasser
is stellar in a support spot. I give this my highest Rona Barrett recom!!!
The Legend of Bagger Vance --
I loved Robert Redford's Ordinary People which
won Timothy Hutton an Oscar. (Tim went to Fairyfax High school with my best
girlfriend Fertile La Toyah Jackson) This movie about the most boring sport
in the world -- Golf -- should have focused its energy on the romance between
Will Smith and Matt Damon. My spies tell me the chemistry continued after
the cameras stopped rolling to the chagrin of Charlize Theron who wanted to
chug-a-lug on that pretty dinge willy of La Willy Smitty, but thats another
story.
Vaginal Davis is available for bookings to introduce film screenings.
Vaginal Davis Filmography of Features and Shorts
1999-The White To Be Angry (actor/writer/director) (see above for purchasing information.)
Forget about American History X, The White To Be Angry is Davis'
definitive declaration on race and class in the US of A. Helping Davis
along are her mainstream admirers Woody Allen and Clive Barker. Plus
Davis' crony Bruce La Bruce in a remake of his classic "No Skin Off My
Ass" and Warhol's youngest superstar and pop darling Beck's mom--Bibbi
Hansen--makes her comeback in The White To Be Angry. All this with a
soundtrack by homosexy legends PME recorded in Chicago by legendary
noisemeister Steve Albini(Nirvana, PJ Harvey)
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