Speaking From the Diaphragm
The Vaginal Davis Blog
. . .From the Counsel of Inter-Continental Balistic Principalities
Thursday, July 05, 2007
My new number one fan, who worships me the most is pretty, young Bee Schaffer. Ms. Schaffer is the stylish daughter of Vogue's Anna Wintour, and I adore this child. It feels great to be relevant to the flaming youthquakers of the world. It makes me feel like i am not such an old hag, when in reality i am nothing but a bag of a hag's hag.
Vaginal Davis is such a whorita. I've been hootchy lately with Raffaello Follieri. What can i say, he has nice genitalia. Please don't tell Ann Hathaway.
.: posted by Vaginal Davis 9:09 AM