Speaking From the Diaphragm
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. . .From the Counsel of Inter-Continental Balistic Principalities
Thursday, June 15, 2006
THE LOVE CAMEL
One of my straight girlfriends and her husband came over to my studio recently, the hubby picked up a risque photo off of my desk of one of my tricks, and told me that the shaggy haired white man in the pic is a professional basketball player named Dirk Navitsky or something like that. I donít remember my sex encounter with him that much, other then his being very tal, and asking me if I knew much about sports, of course I know nothing about sports, and now it makes sense why he asked that question.
Iím also being stalked by the film director Bryan Singer of the X-Man franchise, the movie The Usual Suspects, and the up-coming Superman film. Heís been emailing, calling and writing love letters. We had a bit of a fling awhile back, but heís way too needy for me. Its funny how these men who are part of the mainstream entertainment super-complex, canít handle it when someone isnít impressed with their accomplishments.
Iím also being courted by a 21 year old jazz pianist Taylor Eigsti and his 18 year old guitarist Julian Lage. These jazz prodigy boys came to Bricktops Takes Man!hattan along with pianist David Benoit and want to collaborate on a project with me, and also get inside my big white Nina Blanchard panties.
Invited to a sexy bruncheon at El Encanto by Barbara of Santa Barbara for Glen Meadmoreís 49th birthday. Glorious ocean views, scrumpteous food, and an eye-candied hunkly waiter named Paul of German/Mexican extraction who resembles 60s matinee idol John Gavin of Imitation of Life fame. Lots of laughter had by all. Barbara is Santa Barbara royalty with a lineage that goes back to the 1860ís. She also shared some game tidbits about former SB resident Michael Jackson, and current neighbor Oprah. Maybe one of the days Iíll reveal what she told me about them. Am I the only one who doesnít care for Ms. Winfrey?
Back at Barbaraís family ranch, her famous singing surfer sister Paula made a divine tart that I greedily gobbled two helpings of. Iíve decided not to diet anymore---its all about enjoying food and not denying myself those pleasures. Thank you Barb for a fantastic retreat. You are the bestest!!!!!
.: posted by Vaginal Davis 10:59 PM