Vaginal Davis' Gossip
Here's the invite from the aforementioned party:
Please Join Vaginal Davis as she celebrates the 5th anniversary of her 27th
birthday on Friday Feb 23, 2001 10 pm at the exquisitely greasy Monte Carlo II
(formerly The Daughter of Rosie O'Grady Pub) 3514 West 3rd Street at Vermont
your hosts: China Chow, Tom Cavanagh, Leos Carax, Adam Garcia, Monica
Potter, Nelly Furtado, Ian Thorpe, Mathilde Seigner and Hayden Christianson
Here's the invite from the aforementioned party:
Please Join Vaginal Davis as she celebrates the 5th anniversary of her 27th birthday on Friday Feb 23, 2001 10 pm at the exquisitely greasy Monte Carlo II (formerly The Daughter of Rosie O'Grady Pub) 3514 West 3rd Street at Vermont in Koreatown.
your hosts: China Chow, Tom Cavanagh, Leos Carax, Adam Garcia, Monica Potter, Nelly Furtado, Ian Thorpe, Mathilde Seigner and Hayden Christianson
We started the DNC week Sunday at Babs Streisand's big budget brunch for President Clinton and his tired presidential sexual library. You know this library won't be like the Library of Congress, but will have every porn tape of note from Debbie Does Dallas to New Wave Hustlers. In our posse was Hyam Sabonne the Fox Channel media mogul and producer of the Power Rangers kid show. Laura works for Hyam and he is the biggest single contributor to the Democratic fund. He can plop down at least a million with no sweat. He lives in the Beverly Park Section of Benedict Canyon not far from Sharon Tates house on Cielo Drive. His tacky prefab mansion is so ill you have to see it to believe it. One thing for certain, there is no accounting for the bad taste of the riche. After we picked him up we also stopped by the Peninsula Hotel to get that gay Congressman or Senator or whatever the hell he is named Tom Scott. He's around 40 years old and as dumb as a brick. He kept saying how his life partner can't handle being away from him for one moment so he was calling him the whole time on the cell phone. Male pattern lesbian domesticity--How dull.
When we finally arrived to la Streisand's compound in the Bu as everyone calls Malibu, we were shocked that there were protesters afoot. They were some anti abortionist group with these VistaVision big screen photos of dead unborn butt babies. I couldn't believe that they were allowing such a graffic display and everyone including the president had to see it. You couldn't avoid it. Maybe it was some sick joke of La Mr. Streisand - James Brolin.
The highlight of the brunch was when Babs had a nuclear hissy fit over the security sniffing dogs. She didn’t want them to make a mess of her grounds, and being a pet and baby hater I was in agreement with her. She really blew her wad when she wound up stepping in the dog doo. I could barely contain myself from laughing. So why bother and I laughed out loud as she gave me a dirty look. I didn't feel bad about going to this party and not being a contributor to the cause. I hate democrats. They're certainly the party of the people. People who are priveledged. At least the Republicans make no bones about where they're coming from. Democrats are candy coated evil.
The next day was the official opening of the convention. There I was with an all access pass. The convention itself is pretty boring. But there was a lot of hot eye candy with all these sexy young political boys running around in suits. In the Box seats behind the podium there was a delish buffet. I cruised Ben Affleck who is a lot taller in person than I thought he'd be because movie stars usually are 5 foot nothings. Harry Hamlin was there and he definitely fits that category. He was hanging out with Bianca Jagger, I couldn’t tell if they were an item or not. Isn't Harry married? Seeing him all I could think of was the bad gay movie Making Love. Other celebs were Diane Keaton who still dresses in Annie Hall realness, Whoopie Goldberg, Maria Shriver, Tom Brokaw, Stephin Stills, Christie Brinkley and Lauren Bacall and her young lover who is around 50 years of age which is young for her.
I started to get a hankering for some booty to sniff, so I took the Ho stroll around the convention floor and wound up outside and found the area where the protesters were allowed to demonstrate. Too bad none of the delegates would even get to see any of the cute anarchists because they were kept behind a fence like rats in a cage on the other side of the Staples Center near the Pantry Café which is owned by Mayor Riordan LA’s version of Gulianni.
In all I went to so many parties that my head started to do a Linda Blair. I didn't make it to the Paramount Lot Party because I was invited to this non political shindig in Laguna with all these hot male models. The other parties I attended the rest of the week were pretty non eventful including one at the newest hot spot The Sunset Room on Sunset and Cahuenga in Hollywood, where Cheryl Crow performed a lackluster set.
On the last night of the convention I went to this party on the Beach in the People's Republic of S' Aunt Monica at the exclusive Jonathan Club. I got to make out with this good looking mulatto representative from Tennessee named Harold or Henry Ford Jr. or something like that. It was fun to really get down and have some brother-to-brother, dinge on dinge love. Honey I was partaking in the ultimate revolution.
A time of mourningVaginal Davis asks a moment of meditative silence in memorium of her late ex-boyfriend John-John Kennedy. Vag had a brief love affair with him before he was married which is chronicled in the book Unnatural Disasters edited by Nicole Panter, in the chapter Dead President's Son.
And boy did Sucker hostess Vaginal Davis get a lot of it this week. Seen experiencing the once over twice: troubadour Rufus Wainwright, director Wes Anderson(Rushmore) and writer Owen Wilson and his actor brother Luke Wilson (smarting from a recent break up with actress Drew Barrymore), junior guru Gotham Chopra, and gay bros Lachlan and James Murdock of the famous Murdock dynasty. New York punk chanteuse Jennifer Blowdryer was the headliner, and she showed them how an old school punk veterana does it with assist from legends Don Bolles(Germs) on drums, original Runaway Kari Krome on bass and Glen Meadmore on guitar. Now thapt's what I call beauty.
SCENE AND HERD MENTALITY
Who got caught at Vaginal Davis' Club Sucker with their pants down? Chilean tennis hottie Marcelo Rios,New York designer Sandy Dalal, Gwyneth Paltrow and her homosexy younger brother Jake, plus Taylor the drummer with the Foo Fighters--AGAIN(we're getting sick of him slobbering for a piece of Ms. Davis' onion booty). Actor Ethan Embry and his Baywatch beau David Charvet, who spent the entire night giving fierce dagger eyes to his ex-lover, the God's & Monsters star Brendan Frasier who got very upset when Katie Holmes of Dawson's Creek knocked his beanie off accidentally-on-purpose to showcase his doll-hair implants. Too much girl!
You'll never guess who was at Club Sucker. Lachlan Murdock, the handsome gay son of Rupert Murdock. He was checking out Sucker hostess Vaginal Davis and The Bell Rays a hot new rock 'n soul band from Riverside. Also spotted: Ethan Stiefel, principle dancer of the American Ballet Theatre who was making out with boyfriend singer Ben Taylor(son of Carly Simon & James Taylor). Rob Zebrecky of the band Possum Dixon, director Wes Anderson(Rushmore) and teen actor Jason Schwartzman whose band Phantom Planet, signed to Geffen will be performing a surprise show at Sucker in the near future.
More Sucker Gossip:May 24th Gus Van Sant and his 22 year old trophy-wife of a boyfriend, Ben Alexander came by the club to meet up with Gus' best friend Bruce La Bruce and were quietly drinking Martinis in the Mitzi Gaynor lounge area when a tired Eve Harrington actor/writer hack named Echo swooped on Gus. His boyfriend protecting his honor socked the dunce and an ensueing brohaha commensed. No one was hurt, but only in LA kids. (see this item from Michael Musto's column.)